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Dear Kraft Foods Global, Inc.:
When I want to eat Triscuits®, which is not very often, but more, now, now that you have produced these delicious alternative flavors -- alternative, I mean, to the unappealing "plain" hay/horse snack flavor of your original effort -- I do not want to have to cook something, especially something that includes six or more ingredients and requires me to count out some number of Triscuits® from the box, so please, please, do not bother to put "Enjoy These Delicious and Easy Snack Ideas!" on the back of the box with the correspondent recipes for "Tex-Mex Melts" or "White 'Pizza'." Also, is it really necessary to put "Pizza" in quotes in that last one? Are you actually worried someone might confuse this with pizza?
Sincerely yours,
Converted by Rosemary and Olive Oil flavored Triscuits®
